Scan of a Faxed Joke About Railroad Employee Dogs

Four railroad workers were discussing how smart their dogs were. The first was a Southern Pacific worker who said his dog could do mathematical calculations. His dog was named "T Square" and he told him to go to the blackboard and draw a square, a triangle and a circle which the dog did with no sweat. The Seaboard Coastline worker said he thought his dog was better. His dog, named "Sliderule", was told to go fetch a dozen cookies and bring them back, divide them into four piles of three, which it did with no problem. The Norfolk and Western worker said that was good but he thought his dog was better. His dog "Measure" was told to get a quart of milk and pour seven ounces into a ten ounce glass. The dog did this with no problem. All three agreed that this was very good and that all of the dogs were very smart. They all turned to the Conrail worker and said, "What can your dog do?" The Conrail worker called his dog "Coffee Break" over and said "Show the fellows what you can do". "Coffee Break" went over and ate the cookies, drank the milk, screwed the other three dogs, claimed he injured his back, filed for Workmen's Compensation, and left for home on sick leave.